呃 我们有我们自己的事" Yeah, well, we're kind of doing our own thing.
出格的翻译企划
乌克兰·普里皮亚季
切尔诺贝利核电厂三号反应堆遗址
他们来了 They're coming.
译: Cagalli
-很高兴见到你,阿杰. -我也是, 将军 - Good to see you, JJ. - Likewise, General.
-欢迎来到俄罗斯 -行了, 我们开始正事吧 - Welcome to Russia. - Right, let's get on with it.
这是空心钚弹芯 Hollow plutonium pit.
9.7千克重, 带助爆用的氚 9.7 kilograms, with tritium boost.
差不多得有80万吨的爆炸当量了 A yield of 800 kilotons is possible.
你们慢慢看吧 Take your time, gentlemen.
我们希望双方都能满意 We want everyone to be happy.
你找到武器制造商了没有? So, you have a builder for your weapon yet?
啥? What?
武器制造商 Builder for your weapon.
你关心这个干嘛? What do you care?
获取钚原料肯定是首要的 Obtaining plutonium, step one.
但最关键的还是得找个武器制造商 But the build is most critical.
就这样, 我有熟人可以介绍, 就是个很简单的小问题而已 That's it. I know people. Simple question.
才没有 这个问题可不简单 No, it is not simple.
-你在调查我的武器制造商是谁! -喔喔 - You asked me who my builder is. - Whoa! Whoa!
-出什么问题了吗 -的确出了点问题 - Is there a problem? - Yeah, there is a problem.
我怀疑这个人是政府的特工 I think this guy's a government agent.
你到底是谁? 国际刑警吗? Who are you? Interpol?
军情六处还是中情局? MI6? CIA?
别逗了 Don't be crazy.
我就是个普通人 I'm just a guy
站在另一个人面前, standing in front of another guy,
想求他别拿枪射我 asking him not to shoot him.
-卧槽, 都啥时候了, 他还在玩《诺丁山》台词的梗-他完蛋了 - Oh, Christ. 'Notting Hill'. - He's screwed.
中情局控制室
-不不不, 他能搞定 -那我们接下来干什么? - No, no. He's got this. - What are we gonna do?
什么也不用干, 他离得太远了 Nothing. He's too far out.
他早就知道这次是单独行动 He knew this was a solo run.
你是凭什么 What do you think you know
竟敢拿枪指着我朋友? that you're pointing weapons at my friend?
译: 小沐啊小沐
他的履历啊, 俄国黑手党 His story. Russian mafia.
说自己是国际军火贩子什么的 Supposed international arms dealer.
但我认识的人里没一个认识你 But no-one I know has heard of you.
-把你知道的都说出来 -包括那个装出来的口音 - Shows how much you know. - And that fake accent.
是想装俄国口音吗? Is that supposed to be Russian?
我的天啊 我劝你去报班学表演去 I mean, take an acting class, for God's sake.
你说起话来就像《钢铁侠2》里的米基洛克 You sound like Mickey Rourke in 'Iron Man 2'.
他只是在猜测, 在试探他 He's just guessing, testing him.
我们一切都好, 没什么需要担心的 We're good. Nothing to worry about.
好吧, 你猜对了 Alright, you got me.
-完蛋了 -我还是不够投入 - Oh, crap. - My head's just not in the game.
间谍的这套东西我都是新学的 This whole spy stuff's new to me.
就很奇怪 You know, it's weird.
当兵好像是与生俱来的本事 Being a soldier came naturally.
但是当间谍就没那么容易 This stuff, you know, not so much.
不过我倒是有一件很擅长的事 But there is one thing I'm good at.
什么? What's that?
打得你满地找牙 Kicking ass.
-我的老天 -我就说吧 - Holy hell. - I told ya.
小心! 跟上! 咱们走! Heads up! Come on! Let's go!
哈啊? Huh?
杀了他! Kill him!
天呐, 逗我吧! Oh, you're kidding me!
要不要啊! 不是吧! Come on! Ugh!
♪ 宝贝再抱抱我吧 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time... ♪
我的间谍
中情局
弗吉尼亚州·兰里市
阿杰! JJ!
-干得漂亮, 杀手 -谢谢 - Way to go, killer. - Thank you.
终于见到传奇人物了! The man, the myth.
噢 你好, 我是波比·乌尔夫, 负责技术支持 Oh, man. Bobbi Ulf, tech support.
真的是太荣幸能见到您了 Can I just say, it's an honour to meet you.
译: Nathaniel
你的档案我都一页页读完了 I have read every page of your case file
看得我欲罢不能 跟读《五十度魅》似的 and it's a page-turner, like 'Fifty Shades of Amazing'.
你得尽快去见金, 向他汇报 Kim needs to see you asap for the debrief.
-没问题 -真棒呀 真棒呀 - You got it. - Awesome. Awesome.
祝你今天开心 Have a good day.
哎呀 Whoops.
哟 把一群人打得满地找牙 Well, kicked a bunch of ass.
-潇洒的牛仔啊 -当然了 - Quite the cowboy. - Yeah.
-真是个英雄啊 -谢谢老板 - Very heroic! - Thanks, boss.
我只是在讽刺你 No, I'm being sarcast...
这次的任务不是让他们完不成这笔交易, 阿杰 The mission wasn't just to stop a sale, JJ.
我们的目的是知道他们所知道的事情 The goal was to find out what they knew
只有这样我们才能打掉他们的犯罪网络 so we could take the rest of the network down.
但是现在做不到了, 如你所见, 你杀了所有人 But that's kinda difficult now, seeing that you killed everyone.
格雷格, 哈桑的财务主管 Gregovich. Hassan's head of finance.
哈桑的上线 Hassan's head.
看看, 因为你我们什么都没得到 Look, it's because of you we have nothing.
我们得到了钚核心 We've got the plutonium core.
事实上他们有两枚钚核心 Turns out there are two cores, actually.
这个叫阿扎尔的人带着另一颗钚核心跑了 This man, Azar, just got away with it,
那么多人你唯独没有杀掉他 the only one you didn't kill.
现在他炸毁一个大城市需要的东西 Now he has half of what he needs
他已经有一半了 to blow up a major city.
听着, 我知道你在特种部队的记录无可挑剔 Look, your special forces record is impeccable.
但是做情报工作是很不一样的啊 But intelligence is a different kind of ball game.
你要知道特工干的事是需要技术 You know, spy craft requires finesse,
极致的辨识能力, 和高超的情商 nuance, emotional intelligence.
那些我都具备, 并且我的情商很高 I've got those. I have plenty of emotional intelligence.
也就是说 So you're saying that you can just read
你能通过最轻微且不易察觉的面部暗示 the slightest and most subtle of facial cues
译: Sissie_曦
来评估目标的情绪? to assess a target's temperament?
当然 Absolutely.
看看我的脸都说了什么? What does my face say?
我可以开始读了吗? Should I start reading now?
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
听着, 阿杰, 我很尊重你, 好吗? Look, JJ, I respect you, OK?
你为我们赢得过一些重大胜利 You put up some big wins for us.
但是, 恕我直言, 我... But, with all due respect, I...
...我只是觉得你不适合这项工作 ...I just don't think you're cut out for this.
今天剩下的时间就休息吧 Take the rest of the day off.
回家休息一下, 好吗? Go home and get some rest, alright?
谢谢, 吉米 Thanks, Jimmy.
晚安, 蓝莓 Goodnight, Blueberry.
Alexa 放点儿舒缓的歌 Alexa, play something soothing.
这是我最喜欢的长袖衫 This is my favourite shirt.
我真的特喜欢这个超酷的法国乐队 It's just this really cool French band that I like.
我住在法国时在一次音乐会上见过他们 I saw them in a concert when I lived in France.
我真的很喜欢法国音乐 I'm really into French music.
嗯? 是的 Hmm? Yeah.
既然你提到了这个 Now that you mention it,
我也觉得住在法国挺酷的 I guess living in France was pretty cool.
周六和你们一起去滑冰? Come ice-skating with you Saturday?
这个的话, 我可以问下我妈妈 Well, I could ask my mom.
好了, 你觉得如何? OK, how was that?
我知道, 我知道了, 奥齐 I know. I know, Ozzie.
从“我真的很喜欢法国音乐”那里我就没戏了 I lost them with, "I'm really into French music."
友善和饥渴之间
还是有区别的
维克公园
伊利诺伊州·芝加哥市
很酷的长袖, 你从我房间拿的吗? Cool shirt. Did you get that from my room?
嗯? 哦, 是的 Hmm? Oh, yeah.
-学校那边怎么样? -挺好的 - How's school going? - Great.
小学女生 Elementary school girls
译: 脱氧核糖核酸
真的是对新同学很热情友好 are really warm and welcoming to new kids.
她们开派对第一个邀请的就是我们 We're, like, the first ones they invite to all the parties.
-你知道我在想什么吗? -我现在开始在家上学还不算太迟? - You know what I think? - Not too late to homeschool me?
不是 No.
我在想 如果你可以就做自己 I think that if you're just yourself
那么你会交到不少的好朋友 that you are going to make some good friends
他们都会像我一样明白你有多棒的 who see how awesome you are, just like I do.
你知道还有谁会说这种话吗? You know who says things like that?
谁? Who?
所有没被邀请参加派对的孩子的父母 All the parents of kids who don't get invited to parties.
鸡蛋你还吃吗? Are you gonna eat your egg?
不了, 谢谢 No, thanks.
-看着点路-要过去咯! - Watch out. - Coming through!
哈, 芝加哥赢了 Yeah, Chicago won.
Yo大家好呀 Yo 别坐我的座位 Yo, what's up, guys? Yo, get out of my seat.
-那是什么? -噢, 这个? - What is that? - Oh, this?
这是我以前在法国的时候很喜欢的... It's this French band when I was...
我的天呐 是果冻 Oh, my God. It's jelly.
你脸上都是果冻 You have jelly, like, all over your face.
我一定要发在ins上 Definitely posting that on Insta.
那个, 在网上不准出现 Actually, I'm... I'm not allowed
我的照片 to have pictures of myself on the internet.
是因为我妈妈, 她比较怕网络暴力 It's my mom. She's afraid of cyberbullies.
谁会暴力你啊? Who would bully you?
那个, 我听说有人要举办一个大型滑冰派对 So, I heard there was going to be this big ice-skating party.
天啊, 已经有八个赞了 Oh, my God. It's already gotten, like, eight likes.
虽然我们在俄罗斯失败了 Despite our failure in Russia,
不过国安局还是找到了一条线索 the NSA has come up with a lead.
他们相信哈桑曾经和这个人合作过 They believe Hassan had been working with this man,
维克多·马奎兹, 前法国特种部队成员 Victor Marquez, former French special ops.
译: Kosmos
他是法国人, 过去二十年间一直在 He's a French national who's been trading illegal arms
做非法武器交易 for the past two decades.
维克多最近又把黑手伸向了核领域, Victor has recently stepped up his game into the nuclear arena
并且他已经把真正危险的东西搞到手了— and has acquired something truly dangerous -
苏联的小型核武器图纸 Soviet schematics for a miniaturised nuke.
原本他一直和他弟弟大卫合伙做买卖 For years, he's worked hand in hand with his brother, David.
但是两兄弟之间产生了权力斗争, There were reports of a power struggle between the two.
大卫不希望他哥哥拿到核计划图纸 David didn't want his brother
就把东西都藏了起来 to have the nuclear plans and hid them.
维克多一怒之下杀了他 Enraged, Victor killed him.
之后维克多差点被警察抓住, Later he was almost captured by police,
但是他成功脱身了, 目前还在逃亡中 but he escaped and is still on the run.
噢, 这个女的太惨了吧 她现在还好吗? Oh, that poor lady. Does anyone know if she's OK?
她现在挺好的 She's fine.
如果那些计划书被马奎兹找到了, 卖给了阿扎...嘣! If Marquez finds those plans and sells them to Azar... Boom!
所以我们的任务就是要在维克多·马奎兹找到计划书之前, 做掉他! Our mission? Take down Marquez before he can locate the plans.
我们有他的行踪吗? Do we know his whereabouts?
国安局说他已经出发去柏林和阿扎碰头了 NSA believes he's headed to Berlin to meet with Azar.
-耶! 我爱柏林-克里斯蒂娜, 你负责这部分 - Yes! Love Berlin. - Christina, you'll take it.
军情六处也给我们发了份情报 We also have intel from MI6.
解密消息上说, Decrypted messaging suggests
马奎兹一直在和他巴黎的律师科尔联系 that Marquez has been in contact with his lawyer from Paris,
这人是个国际上的老流氓了 an international scumbag named Koll.
-巴黎也很棒, 我喜欢! -克里斯蒂娜, 还是你的活儿 - Paris is cool too. - Christina, yours also.
-收到-阿杰? - C'est bon. - JJ?
老大, 我该干啥? Yes, sir.
你负责和波比一起监视维克多 You'll be on surveillance with Bobbi.
-什么鬼? -真的吗?! - Excuse me? - No way.
大卫老婆刚回美国 Dead brother's wife moved back to the US.
我们不清楚她参与了多少 Her level of involvement is unclear.
译: 请将帅发在公屏上
在我们抓到马奎兹之前最好监视着她 Until we capture Marquez, it's best that we keep an eye on her.
这是你最后一次机会 This is your last shot.
伊利诺伊州·芝加哥市
就是这里 Yep, this is it.
太奇妙了 终于要实战了 This is amazing. Finally in the field.
有那么多人, 我第一次任务偏和你组成搭档 And with you, of all people, on my first mission.
给当普通人当临时保姆不算任务 Babysitting civilians is not a mission.
而且也不是“你和我” And there is no "you and me".
那如果这都不算任务 Well, if this isn't a mission,
那这些又是什么 then what's this?
-次选方案 -对啊 - Plan B. - Yeah.
因为主方案是个特别重要又可能很危险的任务 For an important and potentially dangerous mission.
别摸 Do not touch.
抱歉, 蓝莓 Sorry, Blueberry.
回家啦 温馨的家 Home sweet home.
这里完全比不上巴黎 Oh, Paris, this is not.
喔! 床归我了! Ooh! Dibs on the bed!
可以, 床是你的了, 我睡沙发 Yeah, you can have it. I'll take the couch.
-上面有血 -上面才不是血呢 - That's blood. - Oh, that's not blood.
可能是辣椒酱吧 That might be sriracha, or something.
-大概有人在床上吃过饭吧 -呃 还真是血 - Maybe they ate in bed. - No, that's blood.
-任务简报来了 -终于来了, 表演时间到 - Mission brief's in. - Finally. Showtime.
好, 凯特·威尔, 已故的大卫·马奎兹的妻子 Alright. Kate Vale, wife of David Marquez, deceased.
芝加哥人 Originally from Chicago.
三个月前和她女儿从巴黎搬回来 Moved back from Paris three months ago with her daughter.
没有近亲 没有活跃的社交账户 No close family. No active social media.
是县医院的一名急诊护士 She's an ER nurse at County Hospital.
-你觉得她的工作是伪装吗? -我不知道 - Think the job's a cover? - I don't know.
好的, 那是她的女儿, 索菲 9岁 Alright, that's her daughter, Sophie. Nine years old.
在橡树特许学校刚开始上4年级 Just started 4th grade at Oak Tree Charter.
呵, 我百分之百能搞定她 Meh, I could definitely take her.
译: 一只香猪蹄
我们开始工作吧 Let's get to work.
好, 咱们得速战速决 Alright, let's make this quick.
嘘! 嘘! ! ! ! Shh! Shh!
这也太神奇了吧, 你天天都在身上带着培根吗? That's amazing. Do you always have bacon on you?
对 Yeah.
关壁橱里? 有点过分哟 The closet? That's a little mean.
我去搜查一下整个公寓, 把监控摄像头架好 I'm gonna search the apartment. Get the cameras set up.
好了 阿杰 摄像头就位了 Alright. Cameras are up, JJ.
-运转正常 -收到 - And they all check out. - Copy that.
我再收个尾就好了 Just wrapping it up here.
啊哦, 她回来了 Oh, she's back.
我在餐厅准备付钱的时候 I got my check at the restaurant
发现钱包没带 before I realised I forgot my wallet.
我知道我知道, 我都要疯了! I know. I know. I'm losing it.
呃, 不不, 我马上就拿到了 Uh, well, no, I'm gonna grab it now.
别担心, 我二十分钟内就能赶到 I'll be there in 20. Do not worry.
-躲起来! -躲哪? - Hide! - Where?
躲个不会出现钱包的地方 Somewhere a w... a wallet wouldn't be.
你知道我开车的水平 You know how I drive.
一会儿见, 拜拜 I'll see you soon. 'Bye.
嗯哼 Huh.
停, 停, 别舔了 Stop. Stop it. Stop it.
好, 她现在就只是在乱搜整个房间 OK, she is just tearing the place apart.
她顺着走廊下去了 OK, she's coming down the hallway.
喔, 她进房间里了 Oh, she's in the room.
我的老天爷啊 Oh, my God.
我下一步干什么? What's my next move?
她上厨房去了, 撤退, 五、四...就现在! She's in the kitchen. Evac in five, four... Now.
出前门出前门, 然后....停步! Out the front door, out the front door. And we freeze.
走, 走, 快走 Go, go, go, go.
译: 程开心
哎呀 真是贴心 Aw, that's nice.
我快疯了 I'm losing my mind.
天啊 我受不了了 God, I can't take this.
我明白 I know.
那种紧张, 兴奋, 期待 The tension, the anticipation, the excitement.
你很快就会 You could get addicted
对肾上腺素飙升的感觉上瘾的 to the adrenaline high pretty quickly.
不是 是太无聊了我受不了 No, the boredom.
嗯, 这个我知道, 无聊的层次可多着呢对吧? Oh, yeah. I know. There's so many layers, huh?
那个, 就想跟你说一声, 能向你学习真的蛮让人激动的 Hey, I just wanna say I'm real excited to be learning from you.
我什么也不会教你的 I am not teaching you anything.
谁知道呢, 我俩更像是一种师生关系 I don't know. It's more of a mentor/mentee relationship.
-我们之间没有任何关系-暂时没有而已 - We have zero relationship. - Yet.
但是我们在朝着很好的方向发展呀 But we're building toward something pretty great.
我能感觉到的 I can just feel it.
你分享你沙场上的苦痛经历 You'll share your harrowing experiences in the field.
我也可以... And I'll show you some...
别碰 Do not touch.
行...真的是太厉害了 我说的就是这个! OK, that was awesome. That's what I'm talking about!
你一定要教我刚才这招 You gotta teach me how to do stuff like this.
你缺乏运动技能, 想学会是不可能的 With your lack of motor skills, that would be impossible.
你是技术人员, 我是行动人员 You're the tech. I'm the action.
哦, 是的, 但是我有可能变成行动人员, 然后让所有人大吃一惊 Oh, yeah, well, maybe I become the action, surprising everyone.
你也许需要我在紧要关头救你一命呢 You might need me to save your ass in a pinch.
你永远也不会救到我一命 You will never save my ass.
帮忙呢? 我能给你帮忙 Assist? I could assist you.
拜托了, 教我一些东西也不会怎么样对吧? Come on, it couldn't hurt to show me a few things, huh?
只是以防万一... Just in case...
啊哦 Ow.
嘿, 帮我关一下门 Hey. Close the door, please.
译: 一世长安
谢谢 Thank you.
你这副表情我很熟悉 I know that face.
什么表情 What face?
这副“我要告诉你一些坏消息”的表情 The "I'm about to drop some disappointing news on you" face.
不是 这是“我们今晚要吃意大利面吗? ”的表情 No. This is my "Should we have spaghetti tonight?" face.
同样也是“我们不能去溜冰”的表情 Which also looks like my "We can't go ice-skating" face.
妈! Mom!
我明天要去医院加班, 索菲 对不起 I'm doing an extra shift at the hospital, Sophie. Sorry.
-大家都去诶 -我知道 我知道 - Everyone's going. - I know, I know.
但是我没有选择 But I don't have a choice.
这样吧, 等我回家的时候, 我们一起做些事情, 怎么样? Listen, how about when I get home we do something together?
-我们可以去看电影 -当然咯 - We can go to the movies. - Sure.
和我妈一起出去玩比交朋友酷多了 Hanging out with my mom is way cooler than making friends!
我恨死这个地方了 I hate this place!
我也是 Yeah. Me too.
噢, 所以因为我们是同性恋, 你就认为我们会溜冰? Oh, so, because we're gay, you just assume we ice-skate?
我们看到闪闪发光的亮片, 听到席琳迪翁的歌 We see sparkles and sequins and hear Celine Dion music,
就情不自禁了对吧? and we just can't help ourselves, huh?
-就像飞蛾扑火 -噢, 我的天呐 - Like moths to a flame. - Oh, my goodness.
抱歉, 我不是这个意思 No, I'm sorry. That... that's not...
我只是在开玩笑, 姐妹 I'm just playing, girl.
我们当然溜冰啦! 你在开玩笑嘛? Of course we ice-skate! Are you kidding?
陶德和我是在冰舞课上相遇的 Todd and I met at an ice-dancing class.
那里是我爱上他的地方是吧, 小陶陶? That's where I fell for him. Ain't that right, T?
这个...算是肯定答案 That... that was a yes.
话说回来, 我们也很想穿上冰鞋和索菲一起在冰上起舞 Anyhoo, we'd love to lace up and hit the rink with Soph,
但是我明天有很多事情要做 but I have a million and one errands to run tomorrow,
陶德需要在家办公 and Todd is working from home.
-他是个心理治疗师 -心理治疗师吗? - He's a therapist. - He's a therapist?
他能让顾客完全敞开心扉 The way people open up to him is really amazing.
译: 十号风球
如果你需要有人来谈论生活和工作 If you ever need someone to talk to about life or work
或者想知道你的发色选择折射出你怎样的性格 or what your hair colour choices say about you...
哎呀 其实这个色不是染的啦 Oh, oh, actually, this wasn't a choice.
-这是我的自然发色 -唔 - This is my natural colour. - Mm-hm.
不选择也是一种选择 No choice is a choice.
不过我们肯定会帮你看好她的 But we will definitely keep an eye on her for you.
别担心 什么东西都逃不过我们的法眼的 Don't worry. Nothing gets by us.
你说是吧, 小陶陶? Ain't that right, T?
-他说是的 -是吗? - That was a yes too. - Yeah?
我们遇到麻烦了 We got a bogey.
这条狗发现了我们的监控 The dog found our camera.
啊, 大事不妙 Oh, this is not good.
噢, 好吧, 她应该不知道她看的是什么东西 Oh, OK, she doesn't know what she's looking at.
完全看不出来这是个监控摄像头 It's impossible to tell that's a camera.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
即使她知道了, 也没办法追查到底 Even if she did know, she can't trace it.
这都是无线加密的 It's all wireless and encrypted.
我不确定啊 她好像摸索出什么了 I don't know. She's onto something.
哼 Hmm.
噢, 香煎鸡排配你喜欢的小西兰花 Yeah, chicken piccata with the broccolini you like,
但你今天负责做冰淇淋 but you're on ice-cream detail.
嗨, 卡洛斯. Hey, Carlos.
香草口味都没有, 也太简陋了吧! And no vanilla. How basic!
20美元 25美元 Hey. And 20, 25.
不用找零了, 谢谢 Keep the change. Thank you.
我们看下昨天买菜的时候 Come on, let's review what we missed
错过的部分吧 when we were buying groceries last night.
在学校怎么样啊? 学到了什么不错的东西吗? How was school? You learn anything good?
你在画什么? What are you drawing?
没什么 Nothing.
译: whm
嗯. Hmm.
“噢, 嘿, 妈妈, 今天过得怎么样？” "Oh, hey, Mom, how was your day?"
呃 其实还... Well, actually, it was, um...
挺紧张的 压力也很大 ...it was really intense and stressful.
三辆车追尾, 大量伤亡 This three-car MVC with mass casualties
还有..很多断肢..再就是 and... and multiple amputations and...
...血喷得到处都是. ...blood just gushing everywhere.
这是真的吗？ Did that actually happen?
骗你的, 我只想让你说说话 No. I'm just trying to get you to say something.
你还在为滑冰的事生我的气吗？ Are you still mad at me about the ice-skating?
-真是难, 母亲已经很努力地在尝试了 That's tough - Mom's trying so hard
可那个熊孩子一点也不让她妈妈松口气 and that bratty kid won't give her a break.
-我可不觉得她是熊孩子 -嘿, 你是怎么进来的？ - I don't think she's bratty. - Hey, how'd you get in here?
好吧, 她有相机, 可能正在直播 OK, she has a camera. She might be streaming.
-你们是中情局吗？ -不是 - Are you guys CIA? - No.
你为什么觉得我们是中情局的呢？ What makes you think we're CIA?
你们在这里监视就是为了防止我叔叔回来对吗？ Are you guys watching us in case my uncle comes back?
他有可能会回来吗？ Is he supposed to come back?
不可能, 他特别恨我妈妈 No. He hates my mom.
有一次他们在圣诞节吵了起来 One time they got into a fight at Christmas.
我妈当时在那个豪华餐厅里 She poured wine all over his head
把酒泼在了他头上 at this really fancy restaurant.
天, 劝你不要碰那个, 会惹他不高兴的 Ooh, I wouldn't touch that. He doesn't like that.
你现在所处的情况十分敏感 You've stumbled into a very sensitive situation,
小姑娘 little lady.
现在把手机乖乖交给我 Now, why don't you hand over that phone
不然你就惹上大麻烦了 before you get yourself in big trouble?
那你们会不会因为被一个9岁小孩 But won't you get in big trouble
录像传到网上 for having your cover blown by a 9-year-old
导致你们暴露而惹上大麻烦吗？ who's recording this and streaming it to the cloud?
译: 咕哒zZ
只需轻轻一点, 我就能发送给所有人 With just one click, I could send this video to everyone.
还能这样？ Can she do that?
可以的, 其实不是很难 Yeah. Not actually that hard.
听着, 小姑娘, 我们是你的朋友 Look, little girl, we're your friends.
我们是来帮你的 We're here to help you.
我们是来保护你和你妈妈的 We're here to protect you and your mommy.
那你为什么鬼鬼祟祟 Then why are you keeping this all a secret
还在我们公寓里藏摄像头？ and hiding cameras in our apartment?
那个, 咱那边去私聊？ OK, uh, sidebar? Hmm? Hm.
好吧, 我们暴露了 Alright, we're blown.
-行动准则上说我们该撤退了-休想 - Protocol says we pull out. - No way.
如果金知道我们被一个九岁的孩子揭穿了, 我的特工生涯就完蛋了 If Kim finds out we got made by a 9-year-old, my career's over.
我们还有的选吗？ What's the option?
做掉她, 伪装成意外死亡 Kill her. Make it look like an accident.
-对, 从楼梯上把她推下去 -当真？ - Yeah. Maybe the stairs. - What?
哇哦, 我还录着像哦 Wow. Still recording.
嗯...这下比我预想的更糟了 Uh, that... came off way worse than I meant.
我只是在开玩笑, 那只是个玩笑, 你懂的？ I was kidding. That was a joke. Right?
那还真够好笑的 It was funny.
我跟你这么说吧 I'll tell you what -
要么我把这个视频给我妈看, 要么我们做一笔交易 I'll show my mom this video or we can cut a deal.
我去, 她还是个行家 Oh, damn, she's good.
什么样的交易？ What kind of deal?
事先声明, 这只是个一次性的约定 Just to be clear, this is a one-time arrangement.
下不为例, 我们只在这呆40分钟, 懂吗？ Never again. We're out of here in 40 minutes, understood?
好好, 我懂 Yeah, got it.
您需要什么尺码的滑冰鞋？ And what can I get for you?
4号, 谢谢 Size 4, please.
-你呢, 先生？-不了, 我不滑 - And you, sir? - No skates for me.
你不打算滑吗? You're not going to skate?
译: 酸汤肥刘
我只说了带你来滑, 没说我自己也滑 I said I'd bring you skating. I didn't say I'd skate.
那你打算让我一个人滑? You're going to make me go alone?
来嘛, 你们这些人不应该有像是 Come on, I mean, don't you guys have some saying
“一个也不能少”这类口号吗 like, "No-one left behind" or something?
有啊, 但你又不是当兵的 Yeah. But you're not a soldier.
你是不是不知道怎么滑? Wait. Do you not know how?
你只有三十分钟了, 然后我们就走 You've got 30 minutes, then we're leaving.
你看那边, 告诉我你看到了什么 When you look out there, what do you see?
go个人, 安全系数低, 场地防护几近于无, 没有顶棚 go civilians, minimal security, soft perimeter. No cover.
那些人笑得多开心啊, 你有空的时候应该试一下 Smiling people having fun. You should try it sometime.
29分钟 29 minutes.
你害怕了? What, are you afraid?
15码 Size 15.
你在等啥啊? 是个人都会滑冰 What are you waiting for? Anyone can skate.
行, 行, 我知道了 OK, OK. I got it.
啊啊啊 Ugh!
呃, 你还好吗? Whoa. Are you OK?
还行 I'm fine.
完美的动作, 嘭嘭! Nice move! Ba-boom!
闭嘴 Shut up.
好吧, 我要去和我朋友打个招呼 OK, I'm gonna go say hi to some friends.
这位先生 你是不是还要再摔一次 Hey, mister, you gonna fall again?
-才不会 -你确定 你还在颤抖呢 - No. - You sure? You're shaking.
这是愤怒的颤抖 Well, if I am, it's with anger,
因为我在想该把你俩给怎么着 thinking about what I'm gonna do to you.
嘿, 朋友们 Hey, you guys.
-呃, 你在这干嘛呢? -我经常来这 - Uh, what are you doing here? - Oh, I come here all the time.
也许我们能一起滑 Maybe we could skate together.
嘿, 朋友们, 我们要玩抓人游戏了 Hey, guys, we're gonna play tag.
译: Yavin
-快来! -马上来! 回头见 - Come on! - Be right over! Later.
噢, 谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
啊! Arggh!
请你离开! 霸凌零容忍政策 You're outta here! Zero-tolerance bullying policy.
他们开的头! Well, they started it!
所以, 你在那发生了什么? So, what happened to you out there?
你怎么了? What happened to you?
我觉得我摔坏了 I think I broke something.
体内某个部位 Deep inside.
冰淇淋会让你感觉好一点, 反正对我有用 Ice-cream will make you feel better. It always helps me.
不用了, 冰淇淋不在我们的协议之内 No. Ice-cream wasn't part of the deal.
那你是想跟我妈解释这个视频吗? Would you like to explain that to my mom?
怎么样? Well?
我感觉好点了 I feel a little better.
我也是 Me too.
-所以现在没什么问题了吧? -你指什么? - So, we're cool, right? - What do you mean?
指的是你不准告诉别人我的身份和任务 I mean, you can't tell anybody who I am or what I do.
你回归日常生活, 别再管我们的事 You have to go back to living your life and leave us alone.
放轻松, 没问题的 Relax, we're cool.
-那是什么? -拉钩 - What's that? - Pinky promise.
-你认真的? -来吧 - Seriously? - Go on.
我不是让你们看好她的吗! You were supposed to be watching her!
-要是发生了什么事可... -天啊 她回来了 - Anything could've happened... - Oh, my God! There she is!
你是谁, 为什么在拉钩? And who are you, touching pinkies?
妈妈, 等等! 我的天! 啊! - Mom, wait! Oh, my God. - Ugh!
放开我女儿! 把我手机给我! Let go of my daughter! Give me my phone!
-我要报警! -妈妈, 你不知道 - I'm calling the police. - Mom, you don't understand.
我无视了你的规则, 去了公园 I ignored your rules and went to the park.
我们在那里碰到了班上很讨厌的同学 There were these two jerks from school
就是他们把我狠狠推倒在地, 疼死我了 that pushed me down and it really hurt.
译: 爱傻笑
住在楼上的阿杰看在眼里 And JJ saw it. He lives upstairs.
认出了我 He recognised me from the building
特别冷静地告诉那两个男孩子 and calmly talked to the boys
他们那样做是错的 and told them what they did was wrong,
之后阿杰先生给我买了冰激凌哄我开心还送我回家 then got ice-cream to make me feel better and walked me home!
天啊, 泰勒, 你怎么做到的啊? Oh, my Lord and Taylor! How did you do that?
他肌肉跟大火腿似的, 陶德你看见了吗? He has muscles the size of hams! Todd, did you see that?
我和陶德都不敢想象你是怎么做到的 I know! Todd can't believe it either.
对...对不起, 这是我的女儿 Oh, I, um... I'm sorry. This is my kid.
-我能帮你... -不 - Can I just help you... - No.
不, 我没事, 我很好 No, it's OK, I'm good.
我现在就想回到自己的屋子里去冷静一下 I'm just gonna head home and gather my thoughts.
真的, 我没事, 借过一下 Really, I'm fine. Excuse me.
我觉得你把他踢尿了 I think you made a little pee come out.
你怎么了? What happened to you?
我也不知道怎么说 I can't even talk about it.
这么说吧 “问题已经解决了” Let's just say the situation has been handled.
-天呐, 你杀了她! -闭嘴 - Oh, my God, you killed her! - Shut up.
嗨 大块头 Hey, big fella!
你的蛋蛋们还好吗? How are the huevos?
-挺好的 -真的? - Yeah, they're fine. - Really?
但是你昨天看起来很痛苦呀! Because it looked like you were in a lot of pain yesterday.
才没有, 我挺好的 No, I'm OK.
陶德说他好像看见你都疼哭了 Todd said he thought he saw you crying.
什么? 我没有哭好吗! What? I wasn't crying.
陶德还好奇你是做什么工作的! Todd was wondering what you did for work.
他就是个好奇心宝\宝 He's such a busybody,
整天问些关于新邻居的事情 always interrogating the new neighbours.
我现在正在休假, 想弄明白以后去什么 I'm taking a break right now, trying to figure it out.
欢迎搬进咱们这栋楼哦阿杰, 下回见 Welcome to the building, JJ. We'll see you around.
译: echo
嗯 谢了 Yeah, thanks.
索菲, 快来帮忙! Sophie, help!
现在就来! 快点! I need you! Now!
阿杰! 来得早不如来得巧啊! 快来快来! JJ! I was just coming to get you! Come on, hurry!
索菲, 多拿一些毛巾过来给我, 快! Sophie, bring me some more towels, please!
妈, 阿杰来帮忙了-什么? 为什么阿杰会在这儿? - Mom, JJ's here. - What? Why?
-让我来解决吧 -诶 不用的 - Here, let me help. - Uh, no.
一切都在我的掌控中, 但还是要谢谢你 I've got this under control. But thank you.
这房子的管道系统够老旧的 It's the plumbing in these old buildings.
我只需要把这根水管拧紧就行了 I just need to tighten the pipe.
不是水管问题, 是螺丝太松了 It's not a pipe, it's a loose fitting.
奥齐, 不能这样! Ozzie, no!
真是奇怪 That is so weird.
他应该讨厌陌生人才对, He usually hates strangers,
但是他看起来很喜欢你 but he seems to be inordinately into you.
-是啊, 真奇怪 -到我这来, 宝贝 - Yeah, that is weird. - Oh, come here, baby.
你是对的, 确实是螺丝松动了 I guess you were right about the fitting.
对啊, 但是我不知道为什么螺丝会松动 Yeah. I just don't understand what happened.
阿杰能留在这儿吃晚饭吗? Maybe JJ could stay for dinner?
-什么? -不行, 我绝对不能留下吃饭 - Hmm? - No, I couldn't possibly.
我觉得你可以呢 I think you could.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我们家没有橄榄油了 We're out of olive oil.
有一瓶新的在柜子里, 就在那瓶芥黄色的东西后面 There's a new bottle in the back, behind the mustard.
我...猜的 I'd... bet.
还真有 Thanks.
噢, 不好意思, 我得接个电话 Oh, excuse me for a second. I... I'd better take this.
请便 Sure.
喂? -嘿 真高兴能联系上你 - Hey. - Hey, glad I caught you.
我打电话是想问问为什么你在喝rosé葡萄酒! I was just calling to see why you're drinking rosé
译: 厨子偷吃
还是在我们监视目标的浴室里! in the bathroom of our target's house!
等等, 你是把摄像机安在了浴室么? Wait. Did you put a camera in the bathroom?
得多变态的人才会把会把摄像头安在浴室? What kind of perv puts a camera in the bathroom?
天才般的变态 A genius pervert, that's who.
因为人们一般去浴室说见不得光的话 People go there when they don't want to be heard.
-可不嘛 -嘿, 别把话题引到我身上 - Apparently. - Hey, don't make this about me.
你到底在那里搞什么鬼? What the hell are you doing in there?
-她们邀请我共进晚餐.-那你就答应了吗? ! - They invited me for dinner. - And you said yes?!
我没得选, 那孩子要挟我. I had no choice. The kid ambushed me.
好吧, 好吧, 嗯...我们会挺过去的 OK, alright, um, we're gonna get through this.
嗯...我..我想..我们要这么做 Um... I g... I guess... Here's what we're gonna do.
你和他们一起吃晚饭 You're gonna go to dinner,
表现得很有礼貌并且人畜无害 and you're gonna be polite and innocuous,
然后你就能脱身了 and then you will get the hell out.
你这么认为? You think?
-你难道有更好的主意? -是的. - Do you have any better ideas? - Yes.
我会让她们服下硫喷妥钠 I'll dose them with sodium pentothal
同时你黑进那孩子的手机把录像记录取走 while you hack the cloud, get the kid's recordings.
然后我们把整栋房子伪装成瓦斯泄露 Then we wire the building so it looks like a gas leak.
轰得一声 没有任何证据留下我们就赶紧从这离开 Boom. Zero evidence. We're outta here.
好吧, 好吧, 我们用你的点子 Alright, fine, we'll go with your idea.
嗯..抱歉, 鸡肉有一点点干 Mm, sorry, the chicken's a little dry.
嗯..是的, 真的煮太久了 Mm, yeah, it's really overcooked.
那个, 这还不算烂的 Well, you think this is bad? Mm.
有一次在阿富汗, 我们断粮了一个月 One time in Afghanistan, we were cut off for a month,
只能吃蜥蜴 and all we had to eat were these lizards.
我们不能射死它们 因为枪声会引来敌军 We couldn't shoot 'em 'cause that would attract the enemy,
所以我们只能拿石头砸扁它们的小脑袋 so we had to bash their little heads in with rocks.
现场惨不忍睹 Really messy work.
然后我们只能用C4炸药烤它们 Then we had to cook 'em over C-4,
译: Uyukito
吃起来一股难闻的化学品味 which gave them this awful chemical taste.
但谁有心思管这个, 我们当时 But, hell, by that time
只能喝自己的尿, 所以... we were drinking our own urine anyway, so...
呃, 太抱歉了 Um... I'm really sorry.
我已经好久没和平民吃过饭了 I haven't had dinner with civilians in a long time.
嘿, 妈妈, 我在想既然明天你 Hey, Mom, I was thinking, since you can't take me
不能带我去参加学校的“父母和好友日” to Parents and Special Friends Day tomorrow at school,
也许阿杰能带我去 maybe JJ could take me.
我认为这不是个好主意 I don't think that's the best idea.
-不是个好主意. -为什么? - Not the best idea. - Why not?
因为我确信他非常忙 Because I'm sure he's very busy.
-非常忙. -他不忙 他没工作 - Very busy. - He's not. He's unemployed.
他整天就坐在那里“看电视” He just sits around all day watching TVs.
索菲, 这很不礼貌 Sophie, that's not very nice.
嗯, 不礼貌 No, not nice.
只是...其他同学都会带人去 It's just... everyone else has someone to bring,
你说你不能请假 and you said you can't get out of work,
所以我就没有人陪着去 and I'm not going to have anybody.
而且肯定只有我没人陪 And I'm gonna be the only one.
求求了 Please?
开玩笑呢? 好友日? Seriously? Special Friends Day?
天, 那个孩子太难搞了 That kid is tricky, man.
我怀念跟恐怖分子斗智斗勇的日子了 I miss dealing with terrorists.
-晚安, 阿杰! -噢, 她好在行 - Goodnight, JJ! - Oh, she's good.
也替我跟你的拉拉朋友说晚安 And goodnight to your lesbian friend too.
所以, 我们接下来要干嘛? So, what are we walking into here?
不知道 这是我第一次参加好友日 I don't know. This is my first Special Friends Day.
情报掌握不足从来不是个好开端 Weak intel is never a good starting position.
了解 Noted.
记住 我需要保持低调 Remember, I need to keep a low profile,
译: 极地营业中
所以不可以讨论我的身份和工作 so no discussing who I am or what I do.
还有 And this is it.
别再搞什么开放日、滑冰, 或者其他任何幺蛾子 No more Special Persons days or skating or anything.
我是有工作要做的 I've got a job to do.
完事后我和你不会像电影一样 This ain't gonna end up like some movie, with you and me
坐在小椅子上和洋娃娃开茶话会 sitting in little chairs, having a tea party with dolls.
听着 丑话说在前 我清楚你的把戏 Hey, and just to be clear, I'm onto you.
我知道是你弄坏了洗碗槽 I know you busted the sink.
我听不懂你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
从前有一个小女孩 Once upon a time, there was a little girl
她太自以为是了 who got way too big for her britches.
然后有一天她消失了 Then one day she disappeared
从此没人知道她的下落 and no-one ever found the body.
你喜欢故事? 我有个故事 You like stories? I got a story.
从前有一个中情局特工 Once there was a CIA agent
他在一个小女孩浴室装摄像头 that put cameras in a little girl's bathroom
还一边吃着鸡肉喝着红酒勾引她妈妈 while seducing her mom over chicken and wine.
我敢保证中情局不会教这些东西 Pretty sure they don't teach that at Langley.
我的天呐! Jesus Christ!
你现在不可以撤, 我们已经在这儿了 You can't back out now. We're here.
我没打算撤 I'm not backing out.
我只是从来都不太喜欢学校 I just never liked school very much.
没人喜欢, 这可是学校 No-one does. It's school.
大家只不过在努力硬撑 We're all just trying to survive it.
来吧 Come on.
欢迎大家 Welcome, everyone.
我们的学生都很激动 Our students are so excited
今天可以来展示他们的校园生活 to be able to show off their school today,
我们就先来 So why don't we begin
认识一下我们的家长或者好朋友吧 by meeting a few of our parents and special friends?
译: niannian
谁先来? Who would like to go first?
-安德烈? -我叫了我妈来 - Andre. - I brought my mom.
嗨! Hi.
我叫蒂娜, 是专门帮人理财的 I'm Tina, and I help people manage their money
这样的话等他们决定退休的时候 so that by the time they decide to stop working,
存下来的钱就派上用场了 they have a nest egg.
我在航空公司和我的团队 My team and I make the schedule
一起规划所有的飞行航班 for all the flights at the airline,
一天要管理超过3,000次的起降 which is over 3,000 a day.
我通过操控这个小小的机器人 And by controlling this tiny little robot,
在心脏里面修好静脉瓣 I can actually repair the heart valve from the inside
利用这个小东西 and with this procedure,
一年我能救超过100条生命 I save over a hundred lives a year.
索菲, 谁陪你来了? Sophie, who do you have with you today?
-哎, 我手没举呢-没事, 来吧 - Uh, my hand wasn't up. - That's OK.
嗯, 这是我的好朋友, 阿杰 Um, this is my special friend, JJ.
-不好意思-噢 - Excuse me. - Ow!
噢, 对不起, 孩子 God. I'm sorry, kid.
-啊-噢, 不 - Ah. - Oh, God.
-啊, 你踩到我脚了-对不起! - Ow! That's my foot! - Sorry.
嗨, 大家好! 呃....我叫阿杰 Hi, everyone. Uh, my name is JJ.
呃.... Uh...
职业上的话, 我正处在职业选择的探索期 Professionally, I'm exploring my options right now.
-失业在家 -嘘... - Unemployed. - Shh.
在我之前的职业生涯... In my former line of work, I was...
我是个清理垃圾的 I took out garbage.
事实上是处理整个地球的垃圾 I took it out all over the world, actually.
噢, 天呐...真可怜 Oh, my God. Sad.
大家要尊重别人, 每个人的职业都是伟大的, 好吗? Manners, class. Everyone's experiences are valuable, OK?
没什么可耻的 There's nothing to be ashamed of.
译: vivy
她好怪啊, 为什么要带他过来 She's so weird. Why would she bring him?
我说的清除垃圾 When I said I took out the garbage...
是人类中的垃圾 ...I meant human trash.
事实上 The truth is
我是前特种兵 I'm a former Army Ranger
现在为一个美国情报机构 who now works for secret operations
执行秘密行动 for a US intelligence agency
可能是也可能不是中央情报局 that may or may not or may be the CIA.
我不应该说这些的 Well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it,
但是我听到有些指指点点和不友善 but I saw some judging and some unkindness,
我只是想澄清事实 so I just wanted to set the record straight.
但是如果有谁把这些信息泄露出去 But if any of this information were to leave this room,
我会找到你 I will find you.
不会的, 开玩笑 No, I'm just kidding.
也许会 Sort of.
-你中过枪吗? -中过 - Have you ever been shot? - Yes.
-能看看你的疤吗? -海伦! - Can we see the scars? - Helen!
你杀过人吗? 多少个? - Have you ever killed anyone? - How many?
听我说, 这不是重点 Look, that's not what's important.
要知道 What you have to remember here is,
他们都是坏人 is they were all bad guys, you know?
恐怖分子, 劫机犯, 绑匪, 人贩子 Terrorists, hijackers, kidnappers, human traffickers
或者只是很烦人 or just really annoying.
我认为我们不必宣扬这种行为 Yeah, I really don't think we need to be celebrating this.
坐下,哈尔. 你早就发过言了 Sit down, Hal. You've had your turn.
我所做的一切 And everything I did
是为了维护美国的安全 was in the service of keeping America safe.
...8, 9, 10.准备好了吗, 开始啦 ...8, 9, 10. Ready or not, here I come.
找到了 Found you.
-明天见, Sophie-再见, Emily - See you tomorrow, Sophie. - See you, Emily.
译: Jeldoo🐾
-嗨, 阿杰 -嘿, 白瑟尔小姐 - Hello, JJ. - Hey, Ms Besser.
哎呀, 叫我潘就好 Oh, please, call me Pam.
我就是想告诉你我觉得你超赞 I just wanted to tell you how impressed I am
今天很开心遇见你 and how glad I was to get to meet you today.
谢谢, 这是我的荣幸 Thanks. My pleasure.
我觉得大家都蛮开心的 I think everyone really enjoyed it.
要开心哟 Have a nice day.
-好了, 下回见 -好的 - Well, see you around. - Alright.
-撕掉 -啥? - Tear that up. - What?
-你听到我说的了-是的, 但 - You heard me. - Yeah, but...
利益冲突 Conflict of interest.
-现在吃下去 -才不要! - Now eat it. - No!
-你们好阿 -妈! - Hey, you guys. - Mom!
-今天过得怎么样? -超赞 - How'd it go today? - We had the best day.
再见, 索菲 See you later, Sophie!
-拜, 阿杰-再见 - 'Bye, JJ. - See you.
我去和朋友说拜拜 I'm gonna go say 'bye to my friends.
去吧 Sure.
哇 看来你真的是有目共赏 Wow. Seems you made quite the impression.
谁都没放过呢 On everyone.
-今天谢谢你 -没啥, 应该的 - Thank you for today. - Yeah. Sure.
索菲看起来真开心 Sophie just seems so happy.
最近好吗 How's it going?
我们说好的 We had a deal.
我只是想谢谢你 I just wanted to say thank you
上周陪我去学校 for coming to my school last week.
你真是在我朋友们和妈妈心里留下了深刻印象 You made a really big impression on my friends and my mom.
嗯, 很高兴我能帮上忙 下不为例 Yeah, glad I could help... for the last time.
-你没结婚, 对吧? -为什么? - You're not married, are you? - Why?
我正尝试着去看透你, 你到底有什么故事? I'm trying to figure you out. What's your real story?
译: Daniel
你外表粗野, 但我感觉你是个好人 Under the rough exterior, you seem like a nice guy,
但是可能受过挫并且独来独往 but sort of damaged and alone.
你肯定是在跟我开玩笑 You gotta be kidding me.
-你妻子死了? -不是 - I'm thinking dead wife. - No.
-搭档死了? -才不是 - Dead partner? - No.
你率领小队进行任务 Led a group of buddies into action,
结果指挥失误, 失去了他们并仍为之内疚? made a bad call, lost them and still haunted by it?
你能不能别说了? Will you stop?
好吧, 干我这行很难 Look, it's hard being deployed.
但是对于那些被我们这些人丢在家里的人更难 It's even harder on the people that you leave at home.
上上个任务, 我中枪了 The mission before last, I got shot.
当我回家时, 我的未婚妻已经走了她受不了这些 When I got home, my fiancee left me. She couldn't take it.
我们这行就是...独来独往可能要好一些 My job's just... It's better to be alone.
人们总会因此受伤, 在各种意义上 People always seem to get hurt, one way or another.
所以... So...
我为什么要告诉你这些? Why am I telling you all this?
所以那条鱼是你对她的唯一寄托吗? And the fish is all you have to remember her by?
-很高兴跟你谈到这 -些等等! - Nice talking to you. - Wait!
如果我告诉你我长大以后 What if I told you I was thinking about being a spy too
也想当个间谍呢 when I grow up?
随便吧, 祝你好运 我是认真的 - Alright. Good luck with that. - I'm serious.
你难道不相信我吗? You don't believe me?
唉, 小孩, 你不是当间谍的料 Look, kid, you're just not the spy type.
好, 我知道了 Oh, I see.
所以我就只能呆在我的安全区 So, I should just stay in my box
然后梦想成为咖啡师之类的 and dream of being maybe a barista
或是时装设计师, 又或是婚礼策划师? or a fashion designer or a wedding planner?
也许你可以像你妈妈一样当一个急诊科护士? Or maybe an ER nurse like your mother?
我刚好准备去找波比问一下 You know, I was thinking of asking Bobbi anyway.
她更像是这次行动的决策人 She seems more like the brains of the operation,
译: 渣歌
相较之下你就像个傻大个 whereas you're more the brawn.
你叫谁傻大个呢? 波比是分析员 Who are you calling 'brawn'? Bobbi's an analyst.
她和我接受的训练完全不同 She doesn't have an ounce of my training.
要是有人教你的话, 那个人只能是... If anybody's gonna teach you, it's gonna be...
唉, 真有你的 Nicely done.
没有下一次了 Don't do that again.
那第一课是什么? 去靶场? 还是障碍训练场? So, what's first? Shooting range? Obstacle course?
你才九岁, 没人会让你进靶场的 They don't let 9-year-olds into shooting ranges.
不知道里面有什么好稀罕的 Where's the fun in that?
现在, 我们知道你很有忽悠的天赋, Now, we know you're a pretty good liar,
但要是你被敌人抓住了 but what if you're caught by the enemy
让你面对测谎仪测试呢? and faced with a lie detector test?
这到底是在干嘛? 这地方就不是她该来的 Why are we doing this? She shouldn't even be in here.
诀窍是注意呼吸 Alright. The key is to focus on your breathing.
只要你的血压有点点上升 The slightest increase in your blood pressure
那你就穿帮了 is an indicator that you're not telling the truth.
我们先从简单的开始 We'll start with something simple.
我要问你一个问题 I'll ask you a question
然后你要用假到不能再假的话来回答 and you'll answer with an obvious lie.
我不想看见这些指针动, 懂? I don't wanna see those needles move. Is that clear?
好, 我们开始 Alright. Here we go.
那什么时候我才能接到第一个任务? So, when do I get my first assignment?
当我认为你准备好的时候 When I decide that you're ready.
-我准备好了-哦, 是吗? 好吧 - I am ready. - Oh, yeah? Alright.
看到那边那栋公寓了吗? See that apartment building there?
嗯 Yeah.
有你认识的人住在里面吗? You know anybody who lives there?
-没有 -10分钟 - No. - 10 minutes.
我要看见你在其中一个阳台上 I wanna see you on one of those balconies.
你想叫我说服陌生人允许我进他们家里? You want me to talk my way into some stranger's apartment?
译: Mishew
你知道这样有多危险吗? Do you know how dangerous that is?
你进我公寓的时候可特别顺利 You didn't have a problem walking into my apartment.
我只需要5分钟 I only need five minutes.
你是做什么工作的? What do you do for a living?
我是伪装成小学四年级学生的克格勃特工 I'm a KGB agent posing as a fourth-grader.
我哥哥有三条腿, 还卖可卡因 My brother has three legs and sells crack
而且我妈是个妓女 and my mother is a prostitute.
我都不需要机器就能看出别人是不是在说谎 I don't need a machine to tell me if someone's lying.
-真的? -真的, 我能闻到谎言的味道 - Yeah? - Yeah. I can smell a lie.
内啡肽会释放一种气味, 手心会出汗 Endorphins release an odour, palms sweat
还有最致命的小动作: 眼皮轻眨 and the ultimate tell - the slightest blink of an eye.
-仅凭这些就足够 -你是说像这样? - That's all I need. - You mean like this?
阿杰, 我觉得你真是一个又暖又敏感的人 JJ, I think you're a really sweet and sensitive person.
阿杰, 你所有的纹身我都超爱 JJ, I admire all of your tattoos.
停 Stop.
阿杰, 我相信你从未服用过类固醇 JJ, I believe you that you've never taken steroids.
天啊! Jesus Christ!
阿杰, 别说了, 讲真的, 不闹了, 我只是开玩笑 JJ, stop. Seriously. For real. I'm just joking.
好, 在任何搏斗中, 你要出其不意攻其不备 Now, in any fight, you need an element of surprise.
现在你又小又弱, 我又高又壮 Now, you're tiny and weak and I'm the opposite,
所以这次训练的任务就是先绕到我身后 so the objective of this exercise is to get past me.
那么, 让我分心可能是个不错的方法 Now, a good idea might be to cause a distraction
要不然, 你是没有一丁点机会…… because, otherwise, there'd be zero chance of you...
小! 蓝! 莓! Blueberry!
小蓝莓! 哦我的天啊, 好了好了 Blueberry! Oh, God. OK.
这招太冷血了 That's some cold-blooded shit.
目前为止你教给我的东西 So far, I could have learned anything you've taught me
我都可以在油管上学到 from YouTube.
哦? 是这样吗? Oh, yeah? Is that so?
你什么时候能教给我那些有趣的东西 I mean, when are you gonna teach me the fun stuff,
译: 兔鞠Mari
比如怎么样在不回头看爆炸的同时走开 like how to walk away from an explosion without looking back
或者在你取人性命之前会说哪些非常酷的话 or what cool line you say before you take someone out?
你不要再跟着《碟中谍》 You need to stop getting all your spy knowledge
来学间谍知识了 from Mission: Impossible'.
不过 But...
如果我要说一些非常酷的话, ...if I was gonna say a cool line,
我一定会让每一句话都独一无二 I have to keep it real fresh.
你会对不同的坏蛋说不同的临终宣告吗? You'd have a different line for different bad guys?
当然 Yep.
你会对伪装成冰淇凌小贩的杀手说什么呢 What if the assassin was disguised as an ice-cream man?
我会说:“冷静! ”然后用冰棒刺死他 I'd say, "Chill out." And then I'd stab him with a freezer pop.
-人行道上的圣诞老人呢? =铃儿响叮当 响到地狱里 - A sidewalk Santa? - "Jingle all the way... to hell."
如果是个穿着狗狗装买手表的人呢? A guy dressed up as a dog, selling watches?
“小婊砸, 你的时候到了” "Time's up, bitch."
-今天过得怎么样? -还行, 你呢? - How was your day? - It was good. Yours?
还可以 Fine.
-遇到什么烦心事了? -并没有 - Something wrong? - No.
你确定? Are you sure?
但你看起来好像挺烦的 'Cause it seems like something might be bothering you.
你热训练她怎样通过测谎仪, 但是不愿意教我 You helped train her how to pass a lie detector, but not me.
我对年龄没有歧视, 阿杰, 但她现在仅仅才九岁 I mean, I don't wanna be ageist here, JJ, but she is nine.
她现在都还需要开着夜灯睡觉 She still sleeps with a night-light.
我可是有英语硕士学位的职业黑客 I'm a professional hacker with a Master's degree in English.
我们就是在一起玩耍而已 We just spent a little time together.
而且我也没教给她任何实质性的东西 I wasn't really teaching her anything.
是嘛 你教她怎么放置聚能装药 Oh, well, you taught her how to place shaped charges.
-橡皮泥而已 -这不是重点 - It was just Play-Doh. - That's not the point.
-我是不是也该给你搞点橡皮泥? -我可以自己去买 - Should I get you some Play-Doh? - I can get my own Play-Doh.
你确定吗? 能给你买橡皮泥我真的高兴死了呢! Are you sure? Because I'd be happy to get you some.
你别给我往橡皮泥扯 Don't you make this about the Play-Doh.
译: 黑羽快斗的迷弟
这是关于我们的, 我们才是搭档 This is about us. We're partners.
我早告诉过你, 你不是我的搭档 I already told you, you are not my partner.
嘿! Hey!
你做了晚饭吗? Did you make dinner?
我马上去做 Let me just hop right on that.
喂? 喂?喂? Hello? Hello? Hello?
维克托, 你到这里干嘛? Victor, what are you doing here?
放轻松 Relax.
这里没有信号也没有监控 There's no signal or surveillance
来打扰我们 that this will not jam.
-你在说什么? -中情局的人现在对你密切监视 - What are you talking about? - The CIA is all over you.
他们可能两分钟后就破门而入了 They're gonna be coming through that door in two minutes,
这意味着我要什么你就给我什么 which means you have exactly one to give me what I need.
没问题 Anything.
我弟把图纸放哪了? Where did my brother put the plans?
我不知道 I don't know.
-我觉得你知道 -他不相信我 - I think you do. - He didn't trust me.
他不相信任何人, 尤其是你 He didn't trust anyone, especially you.
我听到他说在他最好的朋友那 All I heard him say was that it was with his best friend.
他最好的朋友? His best friend?
是的, 但我不知道他是谁 Yes, but I don't know who that is.
我知道 I do.
我得出门了 I gotta head out.
嘿你还好吗? 什么紧急情况 Hey. Are you OK? What's the emergency?
我们得谈谈那个话题了 We need to have 'the talk'.
啥? Excuse me?
你和我妈一开始的关系方向不太对 You got off on the wrong track with my mom,
但我看到了真实的你, 而且我认为还是有戏的 but I see the real you and I think this can still work.
我做了一些调查 I've been doing some research.
Cosmo网说你应该很有男子气概 'Cosmo' online says you should be masculine,
译: JoyLee就一粒
但也很敏感而且情感上很脆弱 but also sensitive and emotionally vulnerable.
索菲, 怎么回事? 你是撒谎把我骗到这来吗? Sophie, what's going on? Did you lie to get me here?
-额...-阿杰, 你怎么在这? - Well... - JJ, what are you doing here?
阿杰想来我们的画展看我的画 JJ wanted to come to our art show and see some of my work.
-显而易见, 他很爱艺术 -真的吗? - Apparently, he loves art. - You do?
是的.是的, 当然 那个 Yeah. Yeah, sure. I mean...
那个, 索菲, 你画的这幅画 I mean, Sophie, what you've done here...
用的色彩, 很...很棒 ...with the colour, it's... it's amazing,
而且你可以轻易地看出来那是只鸟 and you can actually tell that that's a bird.
比这幅垃圾强多了 As opposed to this piece of crap.
那幅画是个啥玩意儿 I mean, what the hell is that?
看着像个热狗往猫身上拉屎 I mean, it looks like a hot dog taking a dump on a cat.
烂死了对吧 That is... That is horrible, right?
对吧? 真的是... Right? That is so...
让我说完 Let me finish.
我得先走了, 妈妈 我还有作业要做 I'm gonna run ahead, Mom. I've got homework to do.
-再见, 阿杰.-再见, 孩子 - Later, JJ. - See you, kid.
嘿, 我对于刚才在那发生的事感到很抱歉 Hey, I'm sorry for what happened back there.
我总是会讲些冒犯别人的话 I have a knack of putting my foot in my mouth.
真的? 没看出来 Really? Hadn't noticed.
当你习惯了一个人 You get used to being alone
然后突然就不擅长和人相处了 and, all of a sudden, you're not good with people anymore.
是的, 我觉得我懂一点这种感受 Yeah. I guess I know a little bit about that too.
但是, 当合格的父母 But, you know, what is it they say about parenting?
不仅仅是和说什么有关系 It's not just about what you say.
而是陪伴, 参与她的生活 It's about being there, showing up.
索菲很久没有感受到了 Sophie hasn't had that for a while.
她爸爸在一年前去世了 Her dad passed away about a year ago.
她一直假装她没事, 但我知道她在挣扎 She keeps pretending she's OK, but I can tell she's struggling.
没有, 我觉得她和她母亲一样坚强 No. She's tough like her mom.
译: Andy
-呵, 我不知道我有多坚强 -我知道, 相信我 - I don't know how tough I am. - I do, believe me.
我的蛋蛋还在隐隐作痛 My balls still hurt.
噢对不起 So sorry about that.
你想知道一个秘密嘛 Do you want to know a secret?
好啊 Yeah, sure.
我根本不知道我在做些什么 I have no idea what I'm doing.
我都是走一步算一步 I'm just winging it.
是的, 我也是一样的 Yeah. Me too.
嗷, 看看这可怜的小家伙 Oh, look at this little guy.
天! 噢我觉得它好像生病了 Ooh. Oh, I think he's sick.
不, 我认为他只是需要一点点小小的帮助 No, he just needs a little help.
好了小家伙 There you go, little guy.
你会没事的 我的朋友 You're gonna be just fine, mi amigo.
好了, 安然无恙 Alright. There you go, safe and sound.
也许你是对的 Maybe you're right.
也许这个小家伙只是需要 Maybe me just being here, showing up,
我的陪伴 我出现在这里就够了 was all that little guy needed.
噢我的天呐 Oh!
我...没料到会这样 I... did not see that coming.
天啊 可怜的小鸟 Oh, man. Poor bird.
-我有一个想法 -嗯? 是什么 - I had a thought. - Yeah?
我碰巧周四晚上不上班 I happen to have Thursday night off from work
然后, 我想请你吃点东西 and I wondered if you might wanna grab a bite.
这次咱们不吃我做的饭 I promise not to cook.
嗯... Um...
好的 Yeah.
-好! 不错 -挺好的 - OK. Great. - Yeah, that'd be great.
-回见啦 -行 - See you later. - Alright.
晚安 Have a good night.
-阿杰! -嘿 - JJ! - Hey.
译: lapulasi瓜尔佳
发生了什么事? What the heck happened?
-你是怎么扭转情况的? -你刚才在听? - How did you turn that around? - You were listening?
实话实说, 我真不知道 Honestly, I have no idea.
我还真没料到, 但你现在不能把这事搞砸了 Not what I expected, but you can't blow this now.
有想好去哪里吃饭了吗? Restaurant ideas?
我跑步的时候会经过一家塔帕斯酒吧 里面还可以跳舞 I jogged by this tapas bar that has dancing.
跳舞? 跳给我看看你的水平 Dancing? Show me something.
牙线舞? 摇摆舞? 旷克舞? Level Up那种爵士舞? 或者其他的舞种? Floss? Dab? Crunk? Level Up? Anything?
-才不要 -我们好不容易一路走来 - No. - We've come too far.
我绝不能让你毁掉这件事 I am not letting you ruin this.
好吧快停下不要继续了 OK. Stop. No.
你中风了么? Are you having a stroke?
-哪有这么烂啊 -答应我一件事 - It's not that bad. - Promise me one thing.
我同意你带我妈妈去吃晚饭约会, 但是不许跳舞 I will let you take my mom to dinner, but no dancing.
不要冒险, 我们说好了? Don't risk it. We good?
你这人说话怎么不在乎别人感受 You're very insensitive.
-我们-说好了-对吧? -嗯 说好了 - Are... we... good? - Yeah, we're good.
那好, 晚安, 阿杰 Good. Goodnight, JJ.
晚安, 索菲, 谢谢你让我自信爆棚 'Night, Sophie. Thanks for the confidence boost.
不客气哦 You're welcome.
-有什么紧急的事发生了么? -额, 没有, 真的没事发生 - What was the emergency? - Uh, nothing, really.
嗯? 奇怪, 没啥要告诉我的吗? Hm. Weird. Anything I should know about?
没有 OK.
刚才还在想 ..was wondering if maybe
你愿意和我去吃点东西么? you would like to grab a bite with me.
当然 Yeah.
你开什么玩笑? 你到底在想些啥? Are you kidding me? What the hell are you thinking?
我当时脑子一片空白, 肾上腺素飙升 I wasn't thinking. It was this adrenaline-charged moment.
-她的眼睛很美 -你这是走错路了啊 - Her eyes were amazing. - You are off the rails!
一开始你带那孩子去滑冰, 然后去她学校的家长展示会 First, you take the kid skating, then you go to show-and-tell,
译: 珍珍珍珍妮
现在你竟然要和 and now you're going on a date
那个本该归我们监视的人出去约会 with the woman we're supposed to be surveilling
并且你还因为这个对我说谎 and you're lying to me about it.
如果我和她一起, 我至少可以知道她是安全的 If I'm with her, I'll know she's safe.
兄弟, 我们的任务不是保护她的安全好吗? Well, dude, our job isn't to keep her safe, OK?
而是看那个坏蛋有没有和她联系 It's to see if the bad guy makes contact with her.
-这才是我们的任务 -根本就没有任何任务 - That is our mission. - There is no mission.
这些事情都是无稽之谈 This is all nonsense.
在那间公寓里就根本没有秘密可言 There is no covert information in that apartment,
有的就只是一个破碎的家庭, 这就是真相 just a broken family and that is the truth.
真相? 我们终于要坦诚相见了? 说得好 The truth? We're gonna talk about the truth, finally? Great!
我知道在上一次行动中 Well, I know that you lost your entire team
你失去了整个团队 on your last deployment.
那是机密, 你怎么知道的 That's classified.
我是技术人员, 还记得吗? Yeah. Well, I'm the tech, remember?
这方面我都能略知一二 I can work around that -
如果你真的相信我的话, 你就会明白我还是很有用的黑客 something you might find useful if you'd ever trust me,
我都懂 but I get it.
你就是那种自闭的人, 你总是说：“我喜欢单干” You're the guy who's all closed off, huh? "I work alone."
你这样做很危险 You're on thin ice.
或许你就应该带凯特出去吃饭 Maybe you should take Kate out to dinner
这样你就能忘记你不堪的过去了 so you can get over all that crap in your past
重新审视一下在你那纹身掩盖的躯壳里 and see if you still have a heart
到底有没有一颗心 underneath that tattooed forest.
-可以, 我会的 -行! 吃好喝好了您! - Fine. I will. - Great! Have a great dinner!
好吧, 这不是我想象事情发展的方向 Well, that's not how I intended that to go.
嗨阿杰! 有时间吗? Hey, JJ! Got a sec?
呃...我有约了 Uh, got a date.
我们知道, 我们听索菲说了, 她跟我们说有紧急情况 Yeah, we heard from Sophie. She sent us the SOS.
天惹, 你穿的也太丑了 Ooh. Shit's out of style.
译: DianaDDD1R
你说呢, 陶德? Ain't that right, Todd?
来呀 Come on.
愣着干啥 我们不会吃了你 快来 Come on, we're not gonna bite you. Come on.
凯特是个不一样的女人, 你同意吗? Kate's a very special lady. Don't you agree?
-当然 -沉鱼落雁 - Definitely. - Beautiful.
-冰雪聪明 -但经历了不少事 - Smart. - Been through a lot, though.
敏感的单身妈妈 Vulnerable, single mom.
陶德想知道你究竟打算干什么 Todd wants to know what your intentions are.
我们就只是去单纯吃个晚饭 We're just going out to dinner.
陶德也是被单亲妈妈养大的 Todd was raised by a single mother.
-这种情况让他担心 -真的就只是吃个饭 陶德 - The situation concerns him. - Well, just dinner, Todd.
就只是邻里之间友善地聊聊天? And this is just a friendly chat between neighbours.
别跟我们搁这装了, 阿杰 Let's not keep up this cha... rade, JJ.
我们知道男人究竟在用哪个头思考, 好吗? We know how men think, OK?
不是, 我答应你们我会对她好, 你们真的可以相信我 No. Guys, I'll treat her well. I promise. You can trust me.
好吧, 我们还有多少时间 Alright. How much time do we have?
十分钟? 我应该可以小小的迟到一下 I guess I can be a little late. 10 minutes?
只有十分钟?! 我又不是神 这忙帮不了了 10 minutes?! I'm not God. This will never work.
你干脆取消约会, 重新安排到五月份吧 Just cancel and reschedule for May.
好吧 OK.
陶德说的对, 我们能做到的 Todd's right. We can do this.
首先我们要换了这件衬衫 First, we gotta do something about this shirt.
你穿得像是在拍廉价广告 You look like you're advertising Brawny Towels.
你以为你在拍什么, 海澜之家吗 Who are you, the Quicker Picker Upper?
然后我们再给你的脸做个去角质 Then we have to exfoliate.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what that means.
你俩有点吓着我了 You guys are starting to freak me out.
索菲跟我说你们刚从巴黎搬回来 So, Sophie tells me you guys just moved back from Paris.
嗯嗯 Mm-hm.
是啊, 呃...... Yeah. Um...
译: M.同学
没错, 那时候... 那时她父亲去世了 Yeah, when... when her dad passed,
我们逗留过一阵子, 但非常艰难 we stayed for a bit, but it was hard.
去年, 警察突袭了我们家, 查封了所有东西, Last year, the police raided our house and took everything,
冻结了我们的银行账户, 扣押了我们的资产 froze our accounts, seized our assets.
后来发现是因为我先生参与过一些非常不好的事情, Turned out that my husband was involved in some very bad stuff
哎, 我也不清楚 and, um, I didn't know.
是的, Yeah, it's...
一些人能守住秘密是件恐怖的事情 ...it's scary what some people can keep secret.
哇, 我们又碰面了 Ah, we meet again.
我们到哪个环节了? Where are we at?
已经在一起一个钟头二十分钟了 Been together an hour 20.
似乎进展不错, 双方都很对眼 Seems to be going well, smiles on both sides.
明智的时尚选择 Solid fashion choice.
-他看起来很帅 -这衣服怎么回事? - He looks handsome. - What's with the shirt?
他被Todd和Carlos这俩基友打造成了这样 He got Queer-Eyed by Todd and Carlos.
亲爱的, 你想要听下声音吗? Sweet. Do you want audio?
-你还有监听? -你当我是谁啊, 九岁的孩子嘛? - Do you have audio? - What am I, like, nine?
请别见怪 No offence.
能和成年人在一起出来玩儿很开心 Just so nice to be out with the grown-ups.
索菲, 要是你能同我分享下 Sophie, if you ever wanna share with me
阿杰教会你的那些东西就好了, 不过... what JJ taught you, that'd be cool, but...
不过, 不讲也没关系的 Ah, never mind.
好的, 我可以教你, Sure, I could teach you
前提是你教会我窃听电话 if you teach me how to tap a phone.
那你呢? So, what about you?
难不成是命运的转折将你带到了我们家对面? What twist of fate brought you across the hallway from us?
凯特, 有些事... Kate, there's something...
有些事我需要告诉你 There's something I need to tell you.
你想跳舞吗? Do you want to dance?
我有很久没跳舞了 Because I haven't danced in ages.
译: 是橙橙噢
还是算了... I don't think...
没错, 就算了, 你不应该 Correct. Don't think. You should not.
你在害怕? Are you afraid?
-噢天呐 -来吧 - Oh, God. - Let's do it.
-没错! -来吧! - Yes! - Let's do it.
-不不不 -太棒了 - No, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes!
好吧, 来跳舞吧 Alright, here we go.
等等, 等一下 Wait. Wait.
-嘿! 看着点! -抱歉兄弟, 我很抱歉 - Hey, watch it! - Sorry, man. I'm so sorry.
唔 Mm...
不要啊 开始了... Oh, no. It's happening.
他跳到最后怕是要上《今日秀》了 He's going to wind up on the 'Today' show.
看上去像是《怪物史莱克》结尾的婚礼 This looks like the wedding at the end of 'Shrek'.
今晚我很开心 I had a lot of fun tonight.
是的, 我也是 Yeah, me too.
-那么, 晚安 -晚安 - Well, goodnight. - 'Night.
额, 数学故事的问题可能会很棘手 Well, math story problems can be tricky,
所以你需要将它们拆开 so you gotta break 'em down.
首先, 弄清楚它们在问你什么 First, figure out what they're asking you
然后你做些计算 and then you do the math.
-你那个伤疤是怎么弄的? -伤疤? 霰弹枪 - How'd you get that scar? - That? Shrapnel.
看看这个 Check this one.
骑滑板车摔的 Scooter.
很炫酷, 现在别分心好吗? Solid. Now concentrate, OK?
我爸爸生前是个坏人吗? Was my dad a bad guy?
嗯 Um...
是的, 是的 Yes. Yeah.
额, 我想 Uh, well, I think...
我觉得他只是做了些不好的决定 I think he made some bad decisions,
尤其是和你叔叔卷到了一起 especially about getting involved with your uncle,
但是既然他是你爸爸 but if he helped make you,
应该也坏不到哪去对吧? he couldn't have been all that bad, right?
咱们继续聊数学 Alright. Math.
假设现在有十二个坏蛋需要我灭掉 Let's say there's 12 really bad guys and I gotta take them down,
但我有个搭档 but I've got a partner.
十二个坏蛋我俩解决 If you divide a dozen bad guys by the two of us,
一人解决几个? how many bad guys do each of us get to take down?
呃 十二除二是6 Well, 12 divided by 2 is 6,
但你的搭档是波比的话 but if your partner is Bobbi,
那就是你一人干掉十二人 you're taking down all 12
她在面包车里给你加油 and she's cheering you on from the van.
等下 接下来呢你被又出来的七个坏蛋包围了 Oh, but, wait, then seven more bad guys surround your compound
你无处可逃 and you don't know which way to go
只因讨厌你的技术人员早就开车走了 because your tech support hates you and drove away,
然后 啊哦 你死了 so, oops, you're dead.
-凯特 -嘿 能帮我个忙吗? - Hi, Kate. - Hey. Can I ask a favour?
-嗯 好呀 -我得多加一会儿班了 - Um, yeah, OK. - They just extended my shift.
你能照顾一下索菲吗? Can you look in on Sophie?
我觉得她不会有事, 就是不放心她一个人呆这么久 I mean, I'm sure she'll be fine, but it's a long time alone.
没问题的 Yeah, no problem.
谢谢你了 真的是帮了我大忙 Thanks. You're a lifesaver.
你能监督她做家庭作业吗? Oh, can you make sure she does her homework?
没问题 You got it.
妈 Hi, Mom.
我作业做完了, 就一起开始做饭 We finished homework, so we made dinner.
-是吗 -今天吃什么呢? - Yeah. - What are we having?
呃 我不会做饭 就喝蛋白粉吧 Well, I can't cook, so protein shakes.
-加芝士三明治 -对的 - And grilled cheese sandwiches. - That's right.
给我就好了 I got that.
过来这边私聊下好吗? Can I talk to you for a minute?
可以的 Yeah.
我留下来之前应该问下你的 I know I should have called before I stayed.
我没料到开门是个这样的场景 I didn't expect to walk into this.
抱歉 索菲这孩子特能说服人 I'm sorry. Sophie can be really convincing.
不是 不是 没有怪你的意思 No, you're not in trouble.
就是...想感谢你 I just... I wanted to say thank you.
哎呀 Aww!
你真的像一阵清风吹入我们的生活 You stumbling into our lives has been a breath of fresh air.
妈 这个盘子放哪里啊? Mom, where does this go?
我先过去一下 I'll be back.
他惹上麻烦了 Oh, yeah, he's toast.
德国·柏林
图纸在哪里? Where are my plans?
快没时间了哦 The clock is ticking.
阿扎 你真的是多虑了 Azar, you worry too much.
我已经知道图纸在哪里了 但是你得再给我24小时 I've located them, but I'm gonna need 24 hours.
咱们进去说 这里有人盯着我们 Let's go inside. There are eyes all around us.
我觉得马奎兹拿到自己想要的东西了 I think Marquez has found what he's looking for.
现在跟进去 Move in. Now!
-不准动! -别动! - Freeze! - Don't move!
快进去 Get in.
走啊! Go!
二人已经控制住了 两支队伍都给我... We've got them pinned. I want both teams...
-肯定是大事情 -是啊 - Must be pretty important. - Oh, it is.
所以我才叫你们过来 That's why I wanted to do it here.
-行动结束了 -啥? - The operation is over. - What?
我们在柏林把马奎兹包围了 We closed in on Marquez in Berlin.
为了不被抓住 他自爆了 So rather than be taken, he blew himself up.
现场有好几具尸体 There are multiple bodies.
法医们正在检测 Forensics are sifting through the mess.
任务结束了 So the mission's over
现在不需要监控那一家人了 and we no longer need to be watching the family.
行 所以现在我们是回芝加哥收拾一下吗? OK, so I guess we'll go back to Chicago and clear out?
除此之外还有别的 You'll be doing more than that.
你们还得收拾一下你们这里的办公桌 You'll also be clearing out your desks here.
天啊 你监控了我们的硬盘 Oh, man. You tapped into our hard drive.
呃...我们不就是做这事儿的吗 Uh... that's kinda what we do.
真实情况和你看到的不一样的 That is not what it looks like.
这个的话...我能解释的 That... I can explain that.
绿巨人遇上王妃！
一百万播放量? 哇哦..这个... 1 million hits? Wow, that's...
不是重点... ...not the point.
我给了你们一个任务 Just one job.
一个任务啊 坐在那儿看监控 Just one job. To sit and watch.
你们都做不好 偏偏要毁掉这个任务 But no, you compromised a mission
不顾规章制度 and broke protocol.
-这种行为我们无法容忍 -这个和波比没关系 - That can't be tolerated! - This wasn't Bobbi's fault.
-我把... -你们走吧 - I took this... - You guys are done.
哇哦 我..我... Wow, I'm... I just...
你为什么不给我们打电话告诉我们 And you couldn't just call us in Chicago and tell us that
这样我们就可以在芝加哥收拾好走人了 so we could clear out there?
偏偏要我们飞回来当着面告诉我们吗? You had to fly us out here to tell us that?
机票这么贵 That's very expensive.
电子邮件不管用吗? Is email not working?
这可是花的纳税人的钱 These are tax dollars.
波比 开口说句胡啊? Bobbi, when are you gonna say something?
飞来飞去的倒也没什么 I mean, the whole flight back, nothing.
算了 都是我的错 You know? Alright, fine, I was wrong.
我没听你的警告 I didn't listen. You warned me.
你开个口啊 为什么你这么生我气 You know, say something. Why aren't you mad at me?
因为你是我的英雄啊 哥 'Cause you're my hero, dude.
我喜欢看着身为平凡人的你 I liked watching you become a normal person.
好运 Good luck.
-嘿 快进来 -嗯嗯 - Hey! Hi, come on in. - Hey. Alright.
你去哪儿了呀? So, where have you been?
呃 我 Uh, yeah, I, uh...
带来了好消息 I got some hopefully good news.
还有...可能不那么好的消息 And some... some potentially upsetting news.
-呃 -先说好消息 - Oh. - First the good news.
嗯 OK.
凯特 Kate...
我真的很喜欢你 I really like you. A lot.
你把我封闭已久的心 You've opened up a part of me that's been
给打开了 closed off for a really long time.
这种感觉其实是双向的 Well, let's just say the feeling's mutual.
呃 那不太好的消息呢? Um, the... potentially upsetting news?
天啊 Oh, boy.
我们是中情局的 We're CIA.
抱歉 I'm so sorry.
凯特... Kate...
-真傻逼 -凯特 - How stupid. - Kate...
凯特 Kate.
-摄像头在哪? -凯特 - Where are they? - Kate...
天啊 God!
你真的是很厉害 阿杰 真厉害 You're good, JJ. You are really good!
编这么多故事 With all your... your stories.
再就是索菲 And Sophie!
我就是想保护你 I was trying to protect you.
阿杰? JJ?
索菲你回房间去 Sophie, go to your room.
-拜托了 -等下 妈妈 - Please. - Wait, Mom.
别生气 我可以给你解释 Don't be mad. I can explain.
你早就知道了? You knew about this?
索菲... Sophie...
你怎么可以这样?! How could you?!
这是我的工作啊 凯特 It's my job, Kate.
给我出去 Leave.
索菲... Sophie...
我都做了些什么事啊? What have I done?
你一直以来都是对的 You were right this whole time.
可不吗 Oh, I was.
我不该参杂个人情感的 I let it get personal.
和那个孩子还有凯特之间 With the kid and Kate.
我太弱了 I was weak.
个人情感也不算是弱 I mean, personal isn't a weakness.
你的话呢 这件事毁了你的职业生涯 In your case, it ruined your career
威胁到了国家安全 and threatened national security,
但大部分人都有情感纠葛的 but most people do have personal relationships.
我没有 Not me.
我有我的小鱼鱼 I have a fish.
他怎样? How's he doing?
不太好 Not so good.
我就是一个女孩 I'm also just a girl...
1999年的电影《诺丁山》经典台词
站在一个男孩面前 ...standing in front of a boy...
希望他能爱我 ...asking him to love her.
没哪部电影有这部伤感 It's the saddest movie ever.
我之前遛奥奇就是为了找个借口见你 I used walking Ozzie as a decoy to get to see you.
真聪明 That was smart.
你不该过来这边的 You shouldn't be here.
这个我是给你画的 I made this for you.
这个不比小鱼 不会养不活的 It's not a fish, so it won't die on you.
你能永永远远把这幅画留在身边 You can keep it forever.
来 我送你回家去 Come on. Let me walk you back.
我们再也见不到彼此了 We're not going to see each other again,
对吧？ are we?
我会...呃 I'll, uh...
我会时不时回来看你的可以吗? I'll check on you from time to time, OK?
我永远不会忘记你的 我答应你 I'm never gonna forget you, OK? Promise.
妈? 妈妈你还好吗? 你怎么了? Mom? Mom, are you OK? What happened?
索菲 你去一边玩 Sophie, go play.
卧槽! Whoa! Holy crap!
真是可爱呢 Isn't this cute?
小索菲的新玩伴是中情局的 Little Sophie has a new play date from the CIA.
坐下 Sit down.
维克多 你在这儿干什么? 你走啊 Why don't you just go, Victor? Please, just leave.
中情局盯着我们呢 他们随时可能过来 The CIA is watching us. They're gonna be here any minute.
不会的 我都处理好了 No, I took care of that with some explosives
只需要一点炸药 再加上老房子底下二战时期留下的隧道 and an old building with a tunnel system left over from World War II.
乖宝宝 Good boy.
我也藏不了一辈子 It's not gonna hold forever, but...
不过我只需要一天就够了 ...I only need a day.
-别伤害狗狗! -你说这个小家伙? -Don't hurt him! -This little guy?
我才不会伤害他 I would never hurt him.
没有人会比我还在乎这条狗狗 He means more to me than any of you do.
他是我哥最好的朋友 He's my brother's best friend.
嘿! Hey!
天啊 我该怎么办? Oh, my God. What do I do?
是时候拿出这些东西了 Oh, I'm gonna touch!
啊啊! Ahh!
真的好样的 教小朋友也不教我 Great, teach the kid. No need to show me anything.
都在这儿了 It's all there.
亲朋好友们! Hello, family!
门开着我们就进来了 陶德做了他最拿手的鹰嘴豆泥 Door was open. Todd made his famous hummus.
-你俩快点走 -恩 我有亲戚过来 - No, you guys need to leave. - Yeah, I have family over.
你们真的很粗鲁惹 Y'all are being extremely rude.
你们是不知道做鹰嘴豆泥多麻烦对吧? You know how hard it is making hummus from scratch?
滚 Leave now.
到此为止了 你伤到了陶德的心 陶德? OK, that's it. Now you've hurt Todd's feelings. Todd?
难以置信 I can't believe this.
你们怎么知道? How'd you guys know?
阿杰 东西交给我们 We'll take that, JJ.
我不想对你这样的尤物开枪 I'd prefer not to put holes in a pretty thing like you.
-我有点迷惑了 -你们也插一脚? - OK, I'm confused. - You're in on this?
这公寓里是不是人人 Is there anyone in this building
都隐瞒了自己的身份啊? who's not lying about who they are?
我们是独立承包人 We're independent contractors.
你丈夫死后图纸没有流传出来 When the plans didn't hit the market after your husband died,
我们就猜到应该是在这里了 we figured they must be here.
我们决定放长线钓大鱼 We decided to play the long game.
谁会怀疑隔壁的同志夫夫呢? No-one ever suspects the gay couple next door.
抱歉 你的同志身份也是假的吗? Sorry, you're lying about being gay too?!
没 我们是同志 Oh, no, we're gay.
不过是这次任务才爱上彼此的 We fell in love through this mission, though.
很有爱的故事 It's really a cute story.
我们发现俩人都喜欢 We found out we both have a passion
for ceviche and long-range missiles. 柠汁腌鱼生和远程导弹
你也真的是牛 Oh, and you were good too.
我们料到中情局回来监控 但是没想到 We expected CIA surveillance but it never occurred to us
会有人和目标纠缠不清 that someone would actually get involved with their target.
话不多说了 硬盘给我们 阿杰 But enough of that. The drive, JJ.
不是针对你 亲爱的 我们还是朋友 It's nothing personal, honey. We're still friends.
哇哦 Wow.
奥奇! Ozzie!
-阿杰! -不要啊! - JJ! - No!
不要啊! No!
我去追马奎兹! I'm on Marquez!
别动! Freeze!
否则我一枪把你肉毒杆菌的脸打开花 I will shoot you right in your beautifully botoxed face.
我们都知道你没胆儿开枪 We both know you don't have what it takes to pull that trigger.
你个小婊子 你知道我? Oh, bitch, you don't know me.
你个小喽啰对枪一无所知 You're not very good at the gun thing, buttercup.
谁知到呢 Maybe.
但你知道我擅长什么吗? But you know what I'm really good at?
打... Kicking...
呃....打... ...uh, kicking...
放开我! 放开我! Let me go! Let me go!
阿杰! 阿杰! JJ! JJ!
打得你遍地找牙! ...ass.
快进来! Get in!
我看到叔叔 你为什么要这样? Uncle Victor, why are you doing this?
你就是我的保险 再就是别叫我叔叔 You're my insurance. And don't call me 'uncle'.
你爸生前和我是死敌 我们才不是一家人 Your father and I hated each other. I'm not your family.
我想回家 带我回去 I wanna go home. Take me back.
闭嘴! Shut up! Not another word.
波比你还在吗? 能追踪他们的车吗?Bobbi, you there? Can you get eyes on?
嗯嗯 我锁定卫星就可以了 Yeah! Yeah, I just gotta get a lock on the satellite.
一分钟 It'll just take a minute.
我在查找我的手机上看到她了88号路往西边 I have her on Find My iPhone. Going west on 88th.
开车的时候还是看着路 May I suggest keeping your eyes on the road?
-看着人行道也行! -嘿 你个疯婆... - Or sidewalk! - Hey, you crazy...
-硬盘上到底有什么啊? -核武器 毁灭世界的东西 - What the hell is on that drive? - Nuclear, end-of-world stuff.
即便这样也不能对我撒谎啊! It's still not a good reason for lying to me!
你说得对 不应该 Totally right. Not a good reason.
我在卫星上看到你了 I got you on satellite.
他们在往内普尔威尔市的方向前进 Looks like they're headed to Naperville.
-那边有个机场 -收到 - There's an airfield there. - On it.
一英里后 左转 In a quarter of a mile, turn left.
你用的Waze导航吗?! Are you using Waze?!
是啊! 你这车技吓死人 Yes! Your driving's frightening me.
放开我! Let me go!
别动 Don't move.
-凯特 我不建议这样 -抓紧了! - Kate, I wouldn't. - Hold on!
到达目的地 You have reached your destination.
哇哦 我没料到会这样 Whoa. Not what I expected.
其实...我也没料到 Actually, I... I didn't expect that either.
别让他带上我女儿 Don't let him leave with her!
你准备怎么办? What are you gonna do?
还在想办法! I'm working on it!
谁会在悬崖边上修一条飞机跑道啊 Who builds a runway at the edge of a cliff?!
什么鬼? What the hell?
你惹错人了 You messed with the wrong dude.
咱们走着瞧 We'll see about that.
别担心 索菲 他过不了我这关的 Don't worry, Sophie. He ain't getting by me.
我要被你惹生气了 You're starting to piss me off.
我朝这车燃料开一枪 大家同归于尽 I shoot this fuel and everybody dies.
那就快点下手 Then let's make this quick.
难道只有我一个人觉得这个场景很眼熟吗? Is it just me or does this seem familiar?
我现在脱不开身! I'm a little busy right now!
螺旋桨啊 燃料什么的 No, I mean, the propeller and the fuel tank.
就缺纳粹了 It's like all we're missing is Nazis.
闭嘴啊! Stop talking!
不要啊!不要啊! No! No!
阿杰! JJ!
索菲! Sophie!
不要动! Do not move!
阿杰 我好怕! JJ, I'm scared!
别朝下看! Don't look down!
看着我 Just look at me.
索菲 Sophie.
咱们得让这个飞机平衡 不然会掉下去的 We need to balance out the plane or it's gonna fall.
-怎么了? -你从前面出去 - What? - I need you go out the front.
我从后面出去 咱们机翼上见好吗? I'm gonna go out the back and meet you on the wing, OK?
慢一点 别往下看 Just move slow and don't look down.
你可以的对吧? You can do it, OK?
嗯 OK.
啊啊! Ahh!
停下来! Stop!
索菲 手上的东西交给我 Sophie, I'll take that.
索菲 不要啊 Sophie, don't do it.
小宝贝 Sweetheart,
扔给我 我就答应你 you just throw it to me and I promise
放过你的新朋友 that I'll let you and your new friend live.
索菲 不要 Sophie, no.
我才不管什么图纸呢 阿杰 I don't care about some stupid plans, JJ.
给他就好了 Let him have it.
乖乖女 Good girl.
但是我骗了你哦 But I lied.
可能撒谎会遗传吧 Guess that runs in the family.
我这边可没有撒谎的基因 Not on my side.
傻逼 飞行愉快 Have a nice flight, dick.
"傻逼 飞行愉快"? "Have a nice flight, dick"?
让我休息一会儿 我刚才紧张死了 Give me a break. I was nervous.
不赖嘛 小朋友 Not bad, kid.
阿杰 这个要爆炸了 JJ, it's gonna blow.
快走! Go, go. Go!
阿杰 等下! JJ, wait!
索菲! Sophie!
求你了 Please.
你们在干什么啊?! What are you guys doing?!
没爆炸啊 It's a dud.
那就不好玩儿了? Where's the fun in that?
没事儿了 谢谢 That's OK. Thanks.
别告诉别人我搞过这种事 Don't tell anyone I did this.
什么鬼啊? 这种东西你随身带吗? What the hell? You just walk around with that thing?
大家伙儿 Alright, guys.
别鼓掌了 别鼓了 认真的 Seriously, seriously. Put a pin in the applause. Knock it off.
这次的事件真的是让我们曝光度很高 Well, we're facing a lot of exposure over how this went down
但是你应该清楚那家人真的很支持你 but you should know the family really went to bat for you.
这次任务做得很棒 Way to pull it outta the fire.
谢了 Thanks.
我们又好好想了一下 呃... So we've been giving it a lot of thought, and, um...
-你们还是回来吧 -太好了 - We'd like you back. - Yes!
你现在能选任务所在地了 哪里都可以 And I'm giving you your pick of assignments. Wherever you want.
呃 我最近不太想到处跑 Well, I was thinking about not travelling for a bit.
-就国内吧 -芝加哥附近怎么样? - Keep it domestic? - Somewhere in Chicago, maybe?
可以呀 Maybe.
但我想先问下我搭档 But I gotta clear it with my partner.
-真的吗? -是啊 芝加哥 Really? Yeah. Chicago?
-好啊! -好 - Yeah! - Yeah.
呃 哇哦! Um... wow!
我想在后方工作 I'd like to be back in the van, actually.
-不想再碰枪了 -不碰了 - No more guns. - No.
我们党搭档的话呢 And if we're really partners,
我想和阿杰同工同酬 then I should get equal pay with JJ.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
-同工同酬 -嗯哼 - Equal pay. - Mm-hm.
呃 Um...
...这个我得和楼上的人商量下 ...I'm gonna have to talk to someone upstairs about that.
这里没有楼上 咱们这是顶层了 There is no upstairs. We are on the top floor.
-不错哦 阿杰 -谢谢你 宝贝儿 - Looking good, JJ. - Thank you, honey.
我也同意 I'd have to agree.
呕 别这样! Eww! No!
呃 索菲 咱们一起玩抓人游戏吧! Oh! Uh, Sophie, we're gonna play tag. Come on!
马上过来 Be right there.
这么受欢迎也蛮烦人的 Being popular can be a real time suck.
玩的开心 Have fun, kid.
天啊 Oh, God.
千万别 Please no.
小婊砸们 我一直有练哦! Been practicing, bitches!
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